Monday, September 19, 2011

God Tweets?

So here I was taking a break from work and for some reason decided to search if God has a Twitter account. I was shocked that he has in fact been tweeting for ages! Probably since before Twitter came into existence. He probably even pre-tweeted "let there be twitter" for all we know. The only thing I have to say though is that he definitely has to work a bit harder to get more followers. Only at 72K and Lady Gaga has about 36 million!


@God


On the bright side the Devil only has about 500. Phew!


@Devil


Wait, I just saw that Devil is mascarading as "Satan" too??! On that account he has like 23K followers. And that there is another Almighty God who also happens to have a blog!!! Seriously?


Gosh, Twitter, I thought you're supposed to verify accounts?? How are people supposed to know who to follow??? Sheesh.



:)

3 comments:

  1. wow AG it really is you! since you're almighty, do you get to have free internet on the go? as for the follow? uhhmm i prefer following you offline but will think about it :D

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  2. Yes, I'm always connected to the internet, wherever I go in space or time. Follow me or be tortured (but not until after you die).

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  3. geez AG, since when do you make free-will threats? *raised brow while wikipedia-ring whether god is know to make threats on free will*

    in any case, thanks for stopping by :)

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